Dan loves telling stories.

He animates award-winning cartoons that have played in international film festivals and been viewed hundreds of millions of times online; edits videos for major brands including Nickelodeon, Fox, and Mattel; illustrates for sites including Cracked and CollegeHumor; writes humor essays for McSweeney’s; and more.

He juggled for like 30 seconds one time, but you weren't there, so you'll have to just take his word for it.